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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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