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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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