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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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