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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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