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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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