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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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