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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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