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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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