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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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