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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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