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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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