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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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