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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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