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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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