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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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