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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jelly eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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