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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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