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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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