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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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