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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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