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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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