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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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