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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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