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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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