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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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