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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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