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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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