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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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