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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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