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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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