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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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