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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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