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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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