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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Princess eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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