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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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