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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Stella eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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