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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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