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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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