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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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