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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Millie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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