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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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