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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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