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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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