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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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