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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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