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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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