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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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