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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Picard eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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