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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Thor eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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