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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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